squidvalley:

My gran just told a story about how she used to have a budgie and some jehovas witnesses came round and she let them in and she couldnt get rid of them and the budgie was going crazy in its cage then it tried to lay an egg and died 

Mine just told me that there was a dwarf in our family that used to carry a whistle round his neck for when he crossed the road, but one day he forgot it and got killed by a tram.